Ze doctor she says: "You have broken it. Do you wish to pay $60 for an X-ray to confirm it?" "Is there any point." "No." "No, then! Cheers, have $40." "Thank you, do not do anything that hurts for a fortnight or so, and no lifting things with your pinky for a month." [Looks] "You'd be surprised how many people forget that." "Sure!"
We are going back to softball tomorrow (I can throw underarm with three fingers, and catch with my mitt!) I did once break my arm at softball, but it was because I was running backwards in the outfield trying to make a catch and no one had told me about the new drainage ditch that had been dug (they alleged they did not know either).
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"Is there any point."
"No."
"No, then! Cheers, have $40."
"Thank you, do not do anything that hurts for a fortnight or so, and no lifting things with your pinky for a month."
[Looks]
"You'd be surprised how many people forget that."
"Sure!"
We are going back to softball tomorrow (I can throw underarm with three fingers, and catch with my mitt!) I did once break my arm at softball, but it was because I was running backwards in the outfield trying to make a catch and no one had told me about the new drainage ditch that had been dug (they alleged they did not know either).