It was a v stupid hijacking. She's now been committed and the injured are all doing well. Poor Kiwis.

I'd have been unable to resist the temptation to affect a baby voice and ask for a pastrami on rye, just so that others could get a laugh out of it. But yes, some parents need a good solid boot applied to the buttocks. You will not be one of them. Your child or children will be marvellous.