Barney Frank's one of mine! I promise, Massachusetts is a different kind of state. We've had mandatory health care reforms in place since July 1, 2007, and while the execution's been messy (it's a combination of employment legislation and low-income guidelines and it's what I spend my days dealing with), the idea behind it is noble.

Barney also claimed that he couldn't finish the Starr Report because it had too much hetero sex in it.