ext_46890 ([identity profile] sarcasticpixie.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] blamebrampton 2009-08-21 03:55 pm (UTC)

Have some more of Barney's greatest hits:

"In Massachusetts after four years of same-sex marriages, it's become a very boring issue, except to the people who are in same-sex marriages (and probably life being what it is to a few of them). Frankly, if you're a straight person in Massachusetts, this has had no impact on you, unless you live next door to a couple of lesbians and you had to buy them a present."

"I will confess that I am not a regular reader of Iranian-issued fatwahs. And probably one of the ones I missed was the one where they threatened devastation against Prague. We plan to spend several billion dollars to protect the Czech Republic against Iran. That’s either a great waste of money or a very belated way to make up for Munich."

The Speaker: "The gentleman from Massachusetts will state his point of order."
Barney: "Mr. Speaker, would it be in order to call the gentleman from Pennsylvania a muddle-headed know-nothing?"
(The Speaker consults the parliamentarian.)
The Speaker: "Um, no."
Barney: "Thankyouverymuch, Mr. Speaker."

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