Irony is lost on some ...

[blamebrampton]

This is not a post on the recent American health care bill. Because I do not have the five hours it would require me to write it nor a week for dealing with discussion (I am still woefully behind with previous discussions!)

However, today has confirmed in my mind that I am reasonably and happily moderate. Because today I burst out laughing at both an International Socialist wearing Converse and smoking Dunhills, and at a Tea Party aficionado assuring me that they would rather die than let the government into their home -- over the internet.

In other news, Scrap the kitten is still doing well. And Mr Shuffles the Zombie Elephant now has a new official name -- Pathi Harn, Thai for miracle. Bless his wrinkly little brain-sucking heart.

I also have a new career plan. I am going to make a cape and find some shiny tights and become a Super Hero. My name will be The Reasoner and my Mission will be travelling the world slapping stupid people.

Actually, that sounds too much like hard work. I'm going back to writing and will try to fit in a bit of satire now and then. Far easier!

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

But it'll wear out my writing hand!

Maybe if I find a good slapping stick ...

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

All that reasoning is done with words only. :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Oh Vaysh ... if you could reason with these people using words, then there would be no need for The Reasoner!

[realityadmin.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reason_%28weapon_system%29#Reason


Everyone listens to Reason.

[vaysh11.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see you found Tarajw already! There you go!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I worry for her little arms, though ... I have all those years of lifting foals and carrying lazy cats to fall back on when I need muscle endurance.