Excuse me while I reel slightly at the news that you are allergic to pigs... and that your dad bought a pig farm as a surprise...

Was it a special Valentine's present for your mum? :D "I love you - have some pigs!" (How does one discover that they are allergic to pigs? Did you have a pig-related upbringing?). Why are you so endlessly fascinating? Why do I keep asking questions? Must. Go. To. Bed. (Tiiiiiired).

:)