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blamebrampton) wrote2010-06-30 11:35 pm
blamebrampton) wrote2010-06-30 11:35 pm
Tips for dealing with mad weather!
Most of my flist seems to be very very cold, or very very hot at the moment. And dealing with crazy weather is one of my few areas of expertise, so here is the benefit of my experience. For which read, my many cock-ups. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pingrid had to wrap my head up in my scarf and double-up my gloves when my alpaca cap and silk-lined gloves were shown up as woefully inadequate in the face of a blizzard in Paris. Similarly, feralcheryl and friends spent an evening throwing ice down my cleavage in a bid to keep me from passing out when I wore a formal frock with far too much fabric in it to a 40+ degree evening do in Newcastle, NSW (it was light fabric, I thought I'd be fine!).
So if you are currently freezing or melting, go to the right list below and see if there are any tips you can use. And feel free to comment with your own -- together we can be clement!
For the really, really cold
* Layer! Most of the cold comes from wind rather than still air, so the more you can keep the wind out, the warmer you are. And layer in unexpected areas: two or three pairs of tights are toasty, and if you have a variety of colours and textures, you can create great effects! Black sheer over red opaque is gorgeous.
* Have a dense outer coat. It's not just for show dogs: having a coat, hat and gloves that stop the wind is the difference between shivering and being toasty. Knits and soft weaves are sadly not much chop, while waxed or oiled cotton or silk, dense wools and hiking jackets are bloody brilliant. Lined caps are terrific -- my Barbour hat is unbelievably good for keeping out the cold, shame it makes me look like the Duchess of Cornwall. But it's worth popping something a bit tragic on top of your flash fash outfit on the way to work or uni, as no one cares what you look like at the moment, they're too busy trying to keep the blood flowing to their noses.
* Two pairs of gloves. Seriously. Even a really thin set inside your normal woollies will make all the difference. And add a scarf and hat.
* Wool! Just a woolly vest, spencer or other undergarment will make a massive difference. Check out the nanna sections of department stores and camping shops for good size ranges at reasonable prices.
* If you're sitting at home freezing, the fastest and simplest ways to warm up are to either rug up and go for a brisk walk, or grab a novel and your jammies and go to bed. Either is an honourable choice!
* Hot drinks! If you've had it with tea, coffee, cocoa and hot chocolate, try mulled wine, or adding some glögg concentrate to your red wine (you can buy it in bottles from Nordic delis, or Ikea, or here's a recipe), or go completely wild with spiced cider, just check the alcohol rating on your cider, it can be much higher than you were expecting!
* To toasty up your home, which is probably as uninsulated as mine, all those old nanna tips regarding draught excluders (door snakes) are true! Most of the heat is lost through windows and gaps around your doors. If you can stop the draughts, you can both keep out the cold breezes and hold in the heat. So close up gaps around doors, pull all those curtains and blinds shut, and throw a towel across the top of the curtain rod if you don't have a pelmet (apparently that's a 30% difference in the warmth in a room right there!)
* Towels and masking tape are good sluggy versions of proper weather-proofing. Toss the towel across the base of a door to seal the gap, use it as a fake pelmet, or wedge a small one across any gaps at the halfway point in old sash windows. If you have windows you hardly ever open, run some of the blue painter's tape around all the joins and gaps. It will come away in spring without taking the paint with it. It's not cheap, about $10, but 1 roll goes a long way.
* If your house is like ours and has a long hall and very few doors, break up the spaces. We hung thick curtains across the open doorways in and out of the living room and across the arch halfway down the hall. If you have somewhere like Reverse Garbage locally, you can find cheap thick material, or re-used street flags from public festivals that make decorative curtains. Smaller spaces are easier to heat, and mean that you can create warm zones within the house.
* When choosing which zones to warm, take advantage of areas that are already toastier: studies with a big computer, the kitchen if you're cooking, a living room that has several people and a telly or laptops: all are going to start at a higher ambient temperature than the sitting room that has no electronics and is at the other end of the house from the oven. Get everyone together (and then resist the urge for a singsong).
ETA*penguin474 reminds me of the importance of lipbalm. It's true! Apply regularly to keep your lips from cracking, and on the inside of your nose if it is really cold. Lucas' Pawpaw Ointment is the greatest balm that I have ever used and costs $5 for a big tube.
* Also: THICK SHOES AND SOCKS! Keep the freezing ground from creeping in through your soles. If you only have thin-soled shoes, add some innersoles, especially the wool type, or any other strongly insulating ones.
For the really, really hot
* This may sound crazy, but close up your house and pull all of your blinds and curtains closed during the hot part of the day. The trick is to stop the heat from coming in. Then, when the temperature dips outside as evening rolls in, fling everything open and let the cooler fresh air flood through. Having the windows open for a breeze in the middle of the day can raise the house temp by several degrees, and it's not really cold enough at night to drop it all the way back. Just remember to make sure you're secure before you go to sleep, or constantly if you're in an urban area.
* Again, possible crazy, but I cannot speak highly enough of the parasol. I was a hat wearer for many years, but on a stinking day they can be little more than sweat collectors and heat traps. The parasol keeps the sun off much of your body while leaving your head free, and you can use it to clear some personal space. Use a flouncy umbrella and it will stand up when the skies open, too! It takes a bit more bravado to carry off if you're a chap, but with attitude, anything is possible! Also, they furl up small and you can poke muggers with them if you need to.
* Clothes should be light, in weight at least. You're better off with two lightweight layers than one thick layer, and keep your neck, wrists and ankles as open as possible: wide cuffs at least. Raglan sleeves are fabbo for keeping a bit of room around your armpits. You want air to be able to move through your clothes. All of those swirly Arabic garments make sense! And if you're a lady of a certain age, look for twist-pleated fabrics that give a bit of shape to a garment without being clingy and too hot. If you're a chap in a suit, stick to the classic tailors as they will have natural fabrics all the way through the lining and interlinings, keeping you far cooler than the cheaper synthetic options. Buy vintage if you're on a tight budget (pre-1965 linings and interlinings are commonly natural fibres), and tell everyone your new partner is a fashion stylist.
* Have something around your waist. Granny knickers, cycle shorts, a twisted cloth belt -- the feeling of sweat running the length of your body is rarely appealing, and wandering around the city is not one of the times it's fun.
* Sunblock, everywhere that is exposed, including where the neckline of your clothes will move around. Reapply it EVERY TWO HOURS if you are going to be outside. Seriously, it sweats off just as easily walking around as it does when running or swimming. And you don't just need it for outdoor days: on a high UV day you can get a burn in 15 minutes, that's a walk to work. (High is UV 7-9, which is rare in England, but even there, at 6 of late in London, that's a burn in half an hour, which is sitting in the park for lunch.)
* Drink loads of water. Dehydration causes everything from headaches to heatstroke. Add a squeeze of lemon or lime juice if you want some more taste, or tear up some mint or borage leaves and add them to the jug. For that matter, keep a jug of water in your fridge so that you have something cold when you get in. And steer clear of most fizz and the sugary cordials, try the healthier lemon and lime cordials, or good barley water, or half and half pomegranate or orange juice with soda water, or pick up some rose or pomegranate cordial from a Persian or Arabic deli -- they usually have more taste for less sugar, so you save on calories and keep the water going into hydration, not digesting sugars. If you make up a jug of flavoured water and can't drink it all, freeze the rest into ice cubes and pop them out later as a treat to suck on.
* Create breezes. If you have draught excluders on the doors, hook them into the up position at night so air can move through the house. Leave windows open where it's safe to, and use fans. And you know that tray of ice and water in front of the fan thing that symbolises poor folk in American films? It completely works, and at a fraction of the electricity, space and cost of an airconditioner. Add some floating rose blooms or gardenias if you're worried it looks trashy, and call it a spa feature.
ETA *maevemist lives up to her name and suggests spritzers: you can buy the cosmetic variety, or a spray bottle of water with a spot of rosewater or similar added if you want. Give yourself a few squirts and catch any breeze if you can. As azurelunatic rightly points out, these tricks with water and fans work best in low humidity, but in sweltering Sydney, they're still better than nothing. In the actual tropics during the wet season, I would suggest hanging out in high-quality hotels or the freezer aisle of the local supermarket -- they're the only things that have ever worked for me!
pingrid had to wrap my head up in my scarf and double-up my gloves when my alpaca cap and silk-lined gloves were shown up as woefully inadequate in the face of a blizzard in Paris. Similarly, feralcheryl and friends spent an evening throwing ice down my cleavage in a bid to keep me from passing out when I wore a formal frock with far too much fabric in it to a 40+ degree evening do in Newcastle, NSW (it was light fabric, I thought I'd be fine!). So if you are currently freezing or melting, go to the right list below and see if there are any tips you can use. And feel free to comment with your own -- together we can be clement!
For the really, really cold
* Layer! Most of the cold comes from wind rather than still air, so the more you can keep the wind out, the warmer you are. And layer in unexpected areas: two or three pairs of tights are toasty, and if you have a variety of colours and textures, you can create great effects! Black sheer over red opaque is gorgeous.
* Have a dense outer coat. It's not just for show dogs: having a coat, hat and gloves that stop the wind is the difference between shivering and being toasty. Knits and soft weaves are sadly not much chop, while waxed or oiled cotton or silk, dense wools and hiking jackets are bloody brilliant. Lined caps are terrific -- my Barbour hat is unbelievably good for keeping out the cold, shame it makes me look like the Duchess of Cornwall. But it's worth popping something a bit tragic on top of your flash fash outfit on the way to work or uni, as no one cares what you look like at the moment, they're too busy trying to keep the blood flowing to their noses.
* Two pairs of gloves. Seriously. Even a really thin set inside your normal woollies will make all the difference. And add a scarf and hat.
* Wool! Just a woolly vest, spencer or other undergarment will make a massive difference. Check out the nanna sections of department stores and camping shops for good size ranges at reasonable prices.
* If you're sitting at home freezing, the fastest and simplest ways to warm up are to either rug up and go for a brisk walk, or grab a novel and your jammies and go to bed. Either is an honourable choice!
* Hot drinks! If you've had it with tea, coffee, cocoa and hot chocolate, try mulled wine, or adding some glögg concentrate to your red wine (you can buy it in bottles from Nordic delis, or Ikea, or here's a recipe), or go completely wild with spiced cider, just check the alcohol rating on your cider, it can be much higher than you were expecting!
* To toasty up your home, which is probably as uninsulated as mine, all those old nanna tips regarding draught excluders (door snakes) are true! Most of the heat is lost through windows and gaps around your doors. If you can stop the draughts, you can both keep out the cold breezes and hold in the heat. So close up gaps around doors, pull all those curtains and blinds shut, and throw a towel across the top of the curtain rod if you don't have a pelmet (apparently that's a 30% difference in the warmth in a room right there!)
* Towels and masking tape are good sluggy versions of proper weather-proofing. Toss the towel across the base of a door to seal the gap, use it as a fake pelmet, or wedge a small one across any gaps at the halfway point in old sash windows. If you have windows you hardly ever open, run some of the blue painter's tape around all the joins and gaps. It will come away in spring without taking the paint with it. It's not cheap, about $10, but 1 roll goes a long way.
* If your house is like ours and has a long hall and very few doors, break up the spaces. We hung thick curtains across the open doorways in and out of the living room and across the arch halfway down the hall. If you have somewhere like Reverse Garbage locally, you can find cheap thick material, or re-used street flags from public festivals that make decorative curtains. Smaller spaces are easier to heat, and mean that you can create warm zones within the house.
* When choosing which zones to warm, take advantage of areas that are already toastier: studies with a big computer, the kitchen if you're cooking, a living room that has several people and a telly or laptops: all are going to start at a higher ambient temperature than the sitting room that has no electronics and is at the other end of the house from the oven. Get everyone together (and then resist the urge for a singsong).
ETA*
penguin474 reminds me of the importance of lipbalm. It's true! Apply regularly to keep your lips from cracking, and on the inside of your nose if it is really cold. Lucas' Pawpaw Ointment is the greatest balm that I have ever used and costs $5 for a big tube.* Also: THICK SHOES AND SOCKS! Keep the freezing ground from creeping in through your soles. If you only have thin-soled shoes, add some innersoles, especially the wool type, or any other strongly insulating ones.
For the really, really hot
* This may sound crazy, but close up your house and pull all of your blinds and curtains closed during the hot part of the day. The trick is to stop the heat from coming in. Then, when the temperature dips outside as evening rolls in, fling everything open and let the cooler fresh air flood through. Having the windows open for a breeze in the middle of the day can raise the house temp by several degrees, and it's not really cold enough at night to drop it all the way back. Just remember to make sure you're secure before you go to sleep, or constantly if you're in an urban area.
* Again, possible crazy, but I cannot speak highly enough of the parasol. I was a hat wearer for many years, but on a stinking day they can be little more than sweat collectors and heat traps. The parasol keeps the sun off much of your body while leaving your head free, and you can use it to clear some personal space. Use a flouncy umbrella and it will stand up when the skies open, too! It takes a bit more bravado to carry off if you're a chap, but with attitude, anything is possible! Also, they furl up small and you can poke muggers with them if you need to.
* Clothes should be light, in weight at least. You're better off with two lightweight layers than one thick layer, and keep your neck, wrists and ankles as open as possible: wide cuffs at least. Raglan sleeves are fabbo for keeping a bit of room around your armpits. You want air to be able to move through your clothes. All of those swirly Arabic garments make sense! And if you're a lady of a certain age, look for twist-pleated fabrics that give a bit of shape to a garment without being clingy and too hot. If you're a chap in a suit, stick to the classic tailors as they will have natural fabrics all the way through the lining and interlinings, keeping you far cooler than the cheaper synthetic options. Buy vintage if you're on a tight budget (pre-1965 linings and interlinings are commonly natural fibres), and tell everyone your new partner is a fashion stylist.
* Have something around your waist. Granny knickers, cycle shorts, a twisted cloth belt -- the feeling of sweat running the length of your body is rarely appealing, and wandering around the city is not one of the times it's fun.
* Sunblock, everywhere that is exposed, including where the neckline of your clothes will move around. Reapply it EVERY TWO HOURS if you are going to be outside. Seriously, it sweats off just as easily walking around as it does when running or swimming. And you don't just need it for outdoor days: on a high UV day you can get a burn in 15 minutes, that's a walk to work. (High is UV 7-9, which is rare in England, but even there, at 6 of late in London, that's a burn in half an hour, which is sitting in the park for lunch.)
* Drink loads of water. Dehydration causes everything from headaches to heatstroke. Add a squeeze of lemon or lime juice if you want some more taste, or tear up some mint or borage leaves and add them to the jug. For that matter, keep a jug of water in your fridge so that you have something cold when you get in. And steer clear of most fizz and the sugary cordials, try the healthier lemon and lime cordials, or good barley water, or half and half pomegranate or orange juice with soda water, or pick up some rose or pomegranate cordial from a Persian or Arabic deli -- they usually have more taste for less sugar, so you save on calories and keep the water going into hydration, not digesting sugars. If you make up a jug of flavoured water and can't drink it all, freeze the rest into ice cubes and pop them out later as a treat to suck on.
* Create breezes. If you have draught excluders on the doors, hook them into the up position at night so air can move through the house. Leave windows open where it's safe to, and use fans. And you know that tray of ice and water in front of the fan thing that symbolises poor folk in American films? It completely works, and at a fraction of the electricity, space and cost of an airconditioner. Add some floating rose blooms or gardenias if you're worried it looks trashy, and call it a spa feature.
ETA *
maevemist lives up to her name and suggests spritzers: you can buy the cosmetic variety, or a spray bottle of water with a spot of rosewater or similar added if you want. Give yourself a few squirts and catch any breeze if you can. As azurelunatic rightly points out, these tricks with water and fans work best in low humidity, but in sweltering Sydney, they're still better than nothing. In the actual tropics during the wet season, I would suggest hanging out in high-quality hotels or the freezer aisle of the local supermarket -- they're the only things that have ever worked for me!