True, though I feel sure that Stephenie Meyer and I could possibly bond in a weird weird way as I shook my head at her and said 'Oh honey ... feminism.' a lot and she stared at me wide-eyed and said 'Theoretically, you should have burst into flame by now, but let's have another slice of cake before you do!'

Amusingly, I was meant to be interviewing Charlaine Harris of Sookie Stackhouse fame tomorrow, but tragic circumstances in her family intervened. All-round poo, really.