Rove ...
... is an Australian TV comic who is known among much of fandom for professing on national television that he would turn gay for Daniel Radcliffe. He has a new game show, which I accidentally taped last night. Since it was already on the harddrive, I thought I'd flick through it. He was speaking to one of his contestants, she opened up the conversation by saying that she's spent the weekend watching all four Harry Potter films.
Rove: I thought I was the only one who did that. [pause] I'm so lonely!
Rove: I thought I was the only one who did that. [pause] I'm so lonely!