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Previously, in the second-most sparsely populated continent on Earth, this happened.
If you can't be bothered reading through all of that, then the short version is: Harry Potter
was elected PM, defeating Voldemort. Draco Malfoy was rolled as leader of the Opposition in favour of Vincent Crabbe, and there was much wailing in the land because Draco looks like this: 
, while Crabbe looks like this: 
. Worse, Crabbe believes that Climate Change is a cunning trick from all those extremely well-paid scientists trying to oppress the poor, struggling oil companies, and that it would be folly to hope for equality for women in 'a large number of areas', simply because chicks 'lack aptitude'.
Inspired to at least equal the lunacy of the Opposition, the Government decided to boot out Harry in favour of Hermione
for a long and complicated set of reasons that can best be summed up with Harry can be a bit of a twat to his colleagues, plus, drugs and politics do not mix. In the space of one long-knifed night, she took over as Australia's first female Prime Minister, leaving a sizable portion of the country saying, 'Hang on a minute …'
( It just gets wackier from here ... )
(And after all that, everything will have changed by 10am tomorrow!)
If you can't be bothered reading through all of that, then the short version is: Harry Potter
was elected PM, defeating Voldemort. Draco Malfoy was rolled as leader of the Opposition in favour of Vincent Crabbe, and there was much wailing in the land because Draco looks like this: , while Crabbe looks like this: . Worse, Crabbe believes that Climate Change is a cunning trick from all those extremely well-paid scientists trying to oppress the poor, struggling oil companies, and that it would be folly to hope for equality for women in 'a large number of areas', simply because chicks 'lack aptitude'.Inspired to at least equal the lunacy of the Opposition, the Government decided to boot out Harry in favour of Hermione
for a long and complicated set of reasons that can best be summed up with Harry can be a bit of a twat to his colleagues, plus, drugs and politics do not mix. In the space of one long-knifed night, she took over as Australia's first female Prime Minister, leaving a sizable portion of the country saying, 'Hang on a minute …'( It just gets wackier from here ... )
(And after all that, everything will have changed by 10am tomorrow!)
