Dear American friends
What the fucking fuck?
I mean, I know that you are all also saying what the fucking fuck, because we're friends and all, but, fuck …
I am rarely reduced to spluttering profanity, but when you have one state banning abortion one day and another legalising murder the next …
Seriously, if any of you like marsupials, I do recommend Sydney or Melbourne. It's not perfect here, but it's much less grim if you're not a wealthy white man.
You're all going to stay and try to fix things, aren't you? Because you've got that American capability and boundless hope. In which case, GOOD LUCK! I believe in Americans like YOU! And those other fuckers can fuck right off.
I mean, I know that you are all also saying what the fucking fuck, because we're friends and all, but, fuck …
I am rarely reduced to spluttering profanity, but when you have one state banning abortion one day and another legalising murder the next …
Seriously, if any of you like marsupials, I do recommend Sydney or Melbourne. It's not perfect here, but it's much less grim if you're not a wealthy white man.
You're all going to stay and try to fix things, aren't you? Because you've got that American capability and boundless hope. In which case, GOOD LUCK! I believe in Americans like YOU! And those other fuckers can fuck right off.