Read this, cracked up. Then had to deal with my son wanting to know what was so funny.
"We were planning a charitable institution to train Squib children, and the mentally fragile," he continues in a louder voice. "And possibly a rescue home for kittens."
"Really?" Maisie Carrington looks up, "I love kittens!"
"Yes," Scorpius snaps, walking towards his dormitory. "As do I. Although the tiny little bones can prove tricky."
For Shame!
"We were planning a charitable institution to train Squib children, and the mentally fragile," he continues in a louder voice. "And possibly a rescue home for kittens."
"Really?" Maisie Carrington looks up, "I love kittens!"
"Yes," Scorpius snaps, walking towards his dormitory. "As do I. Although the tiny little bones can prove tricky."