*steals J and teh kittehs and installs them in nice townhouse near the river (and coincidentally just down the hill)*

There... all fixed. J, Kittehs, and Melbourne.

*is satisfied*

*clings*

Believe it or not, aside from some lingering wooziness I appear to be human again today, or as close as I ever get, anyway.

*heavy sigh*

ps. it's a plague, our truck battery went flat on Thursday. There's actually a host of battery sucking demons loose in Aus (a sad result of american bio/genetic engineering and inbreeding) - they're starting with cars and things, but finally they're going to get desperate. Don't let them near your everreadys ... >.>