I'm so sorry. There are thousands of words there and just four remaining scenes, but I really must do Worldcup first as the deadline is seriously looming.

The cat is considering smothering us in her sleep at the moment over the pills, though, happily, she quite likes the taste of the antibiotic paste. Strange cat ... she likes chilli and carrots, too.

Of course you love Wodehouse, you are a PLU!