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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2008-02-29 11:58 pm

kill me now ...

All day I have been finding Prince Harry attractive. There are no words to describe the depths of wrongness ...

[identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com 2008-02-29 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You won't believe this. He was a bouncer at a night club (not when I met him - he was an engineer then). Covered in tattoos. 50 inch chest. Freckles everywhere (and I mean everywhere). Baby face, weirdly enough. Every whisker was bright ginger, so I made him shave every day.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-02-29 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My mental image conjuror has just gone home sick, declaring some things to be beyond what we are meant to know.

Goodness.

[identity profile] calanthe-fics.livejournal.com 2008-02-29 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank god we didn' procreate. We've have a ginger sumo baby.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-02-29 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
He could have made a fortune as a Teletubbie impersonator in later life ...