All is an exaggeration, but I have done all my toes, six fingers, both wrists, one elbow, one shoulder, several ribs, both knees and a foot, so, joint-wise, I am cactus. Not all the one accident! And not a professional daredevil, but some fingers and toes were cracked in abseiling incidents, the majority of the rest were other cycling incidents, one knee and several toes sacrificed to the ballet gods and several other toes stomped by ponies. Bastards.

I completely see why you want twins, though the little kitties are easier to carry about than babies, at 2kg each they are one stomping newborn between them.