I have to remember not to use it straight after the bath ... when I was young at at my grandparents' horse farm, I went down to the stables one day and took a jar of methyl salicylate, thinking it would help ease the aches from a fall earlier in the day. I had a long, hot soak, then climbed out and slathered a handful of goop onto my aching back.

Then hopped around the bathroom shrieking AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! until my hot male cousin was attempting to break down the door in the conviction I was being savaged by one of the house cats.

I wanted to have a little badge that said WINNER to give to both of those little boys. Maybe I should have some made up ...