It was meant to be my week off, but a friend had to bail on a contract putting out a newspaper for a writer's festival. I might have done a 12 hour shift for the festival, but it's also being written by the journalism students at one of the local universities and counts towards their final results. So I was soft.

There are a few students who I would like to meet and suggest they take up accountancy, though. Evelyn War was my favourite blunder.