LOL. I love you. Let's see... I think you covered them all. The only one missing that crosses my mind sometimes is:

** Please stop affecting style. Write in the style which comes naturally to you. And if that which comes naturally isn't very good... Well. Don't write.

:P :P :P (I think that with regard to journalism, too. Some of the people I had to deal with on the school newspaper and in class were RUBBISH at feature writing and criticism)