Mwahahaha... Oh, that's just, not a pleasant thought at all.

It always fascinates me how some writers are obsessed with the whole 'it must hurt first' approach to anal sex. I'm not anti-hurt, I just prefer it to be plausible. ;)

And when it goes in one scene from a single finger causing pain to everything short of (and occasional including) double penetration... *rolls eyes*

Oh, I am too fussy. *heavy sigh*