I love you, too. And yes, you are exactly right. We all cock up, and some of us were lucky enough to write our bad teen fiction before there was an internet, so I think that unrelated ranting is a good way to vent the badness without hurting others. And with giving me a jolly good laugh!

Bless you, bless you for the lube.

Monster sends an ear nibble, she's running out of lobe on mine ...