drgaellon: English is about a pure as a cribhouse whore... (English Purity)
DrGaellon ([personal profile] drgaellon) wrote in [personal profile] blamebrampton 2008-06-30 12:08 am (UTC)

Two penises cannot fit in there together if the men possessing those penises are standing side by side. It just doesn't work that way... please see some basic anatomy books and start again.

Even better, try some gay porn. XTube works very nicely... I'll even offer you an invite to join Gay-Torrents if you need one.

Lube... for god's sake, please remember the lube. I'll even accept a spell, or saliva, if you're generous.

Here I must disagree. It's not always absolutely necessary, if the top is not monstrously sized and the bottom is... sufficiently experienced. (This is one of the places where straight girls writing gay porn get it wrong.)

Are Gay boys really THAT MUCH more sensitive than straight boys? I've touched a few, and I've yet to see one really moan just because someone ran a finger down their neck, or stomach... yes, I get that their passion is SO MUCH more passionate than anyone else's, but, okay, have you actually ever touched a boy?

Context. A passing brush, especially by someone not my partner, may not elicit a moan; a similar touch when employed by my boyfriend during foreplay might.

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but was it really necessary to invent new words? The English language has a lot of them already, and it's hard to believe you weren't able to find something to fit.

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