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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2008-07-23 07:54 pm
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Nun of that!

Back to punctuation in a moment, but first, a few 'we're not willing to finish being a pilgrim' moments. On Tuesday night there were hordes at Circular Quay station playing their tambourines and singing, I give them another four days before that sort of thing is met with an Offensive Behaviour charge.

This morning saw a large group of Argentine pilgrims on the train, all bound for the airport and thence New Zealand. Keep an eye out for those orange, yellow and red backpacks, Kiwis!

Then, at Central, I had a magical pilgrim moment.

There were three nuns, standing on a quiet part of the platform, dignified and graceful against the foggy clutter of the morning commuter traffic. Their white tunics and long white veils gave them an otherworldly air, blue scapulars fluttering lightly in the breeze, with elegant ropes of rosary beads across their left hips. They were young, smooth faces and joyful smiles, with clear complexions and perfect teeth. Where they French? I wondered. Scandinavian? I moved closer, until I could hear them speaking.

"So, you know, it was, like, really good!"

I managed not to giggle until I was at the other end of the platform, and wondered if it might not be worth suggesting to Californian orders that they work on that valleyspeak if they are committed to the whole dignity concept. But they were the sorts of nuns that would make schoolgirls consider vocations, even if they sounded like Buffy. Actually ... they could have been working a few weapons under those scapulars ...

People have been saying dumb things around me lately. Of a book: "It's really hard, the chapters are 10 pages long!" was wailed around the office yesterday. NB, this is the office of a publishing house. Of course, it doesn't beat last year's winning idiot comment:  "I still haven't read  the last three Harry Potters." "Well, you need to set aside some serious time to tackle big books like those." Heard in the office of what was then Australia's most prestigious magazine. Though I believe it was said by an ad rep.

Tonight's current affairs has brought a special moment, though. Joan Coates, an Australian member of the International Olympic Committee was on the 7.30 Report defending China, and expressing surprise at the pro-Tibet protests. "I mean, we could have had that here for our Olympics. We could have had people in Sydney protesting Iraq."

Yes. At the Sydney Olympics. In 2000. Moron.

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
and then the hidden secret? i'm actually a satanist. :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant twist! Can it be revealed by you impaling a priest on a crucifix? (an evil priest, not a nice one.)

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm...i like it. and then i'd have to burn his eyes with incense. simply because the smell makes me sick and i found the priest touching a boy in naughty places at the church picnic

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds perfect! And then you could have a local bishop complain that people are so whiney about the whole abuse thing. Oh, hang on, no, that's here.

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
haha! i think there's a cardinal in the states that tried to say the same thing. men of god, my ass. :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Your arse has more dignity than those men. I end up being cranky on the behalf of the good priests; they spend their whole lives being celibate and listening to poorly performed choral music just so mothers can watch them like hawks when they are around children. Nice.

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
they spend their whole lives being celibate and listening to poorly performed choral music

honestly, if that was me, i'd probably be tempted to touch a little boy too. they're pliable, so it'd be like a stress ball, right?

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to award you the gold medal for wrongest comment of the day.

And I feel very badly about myself that I am laughing as I make the presentation.

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*takes a bow* i have my moments.

*waits for LJ to strike me out* :D

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all right, you didn't draw it ;-)

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
oh LJ has given up trying to read peoples minds and assume their intentions based on artistic interpretaions? fantastic! :P

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you base it on the
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Maybe if you base it on the <a href"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macho_Women_with_Guns">Macho Women With Guns roleplaying game</a>, you could start out as one of The Sisters of Our Lady of Harley-Davidson, renegade nuns on wheels. Then it turns out you're really an undercover Batwinged Bimbo From Hell, which makes for slightly less clothing but the same amount of hunting down and slaying of male chauvinists.

I'd watch you!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Are they like the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Not quite as cool, I think, which really says a lot about the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence! Although I noticed there's one SiPI with the name "Sister Hellen Wheels", so there may be a connection here somewhere...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I would not be surprised. I have certainly seen some of the sisters cavorting with Dykes on Bikes!

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. I hope the Sisters are careful not to pick up any bad habits.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And you may have the appalling pun of the day award.

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, thank you! *waves at adoring crowd* *accepts award gracefully*

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahaha!

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Macho Women with Guns is set in a near-future America where society has collapsed due to the misdeeds of the Reagan Administration.

i'm on board simply for that line alone!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It makes me cry that Reagan now looks good in comparison.

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
black ninja-nun travels back in time! stabs reagan with crucifix! happiness declared around the planet! young boys breathe a bit easier!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Stabs Reagan with a crucifix and FRAMES THE VP's IDIOT SON FOR IT. Actually, make that both idiot sons.
Now that would be a happy ending.

I think I need to go to bed soon, I just wrote apostasy when I meant to write apostrophe.

[identity profile] empress-jae.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
apostasy?

i think you just created my heroine's name!

get some sleep sweetie, i'll play with you later. ♥

[identity profile] pingrid.livejournal.com 2008-07-23 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, yes, it's a bit quaint now, though, isn't it. :D

What is the world coming to, etc.