Some thieves I can forgive... (is that odd?--I really am a 'what are the circumstances' kinda person.) but usually it just pisses me off. Go get a frelling job and stop taking from others who are working for their stuff!

Pisses me off... *growls*

This is not an uncommon sight in these parts, and the reason our little cottage has an assault course in front of every access point

What is this assault course you speak of?

I don't usually even lock my door and my windows are open all day without me at home.