Comments have no faux pas, unless they begin with "You always reminded me of Dolores Umbridge..."

I kid you not. The local bookshop has a scheme where they send you a voucher for 10% of your spend with them over a six month period. Last year I had a $415 voucher. THIS IS NOT MY ONLY REGULAR BOOKSHOP!

My name is Blame Brampton and I'm a Bookoholic.