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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2008-08-11 09:35 pm

More newspeak

I am sick, and failed to phone my friend because I was asleep, and I am now also cranky with large parts of the world.

Apparently, Russia is engaged in Peacekeeping Operations in Georgia.

Clearly Vlad is a Farscape fan.

Sometimes I wonder if people read books, or, indeed, the papers. This makes me a little sad when it is people on the train, but when it is the leaders of nuclear capable nations, I despair. Vietnam redux has been horrible enough, we don't need the Soviet-Afghan war played out again. Or, you know, World War I.

When did the superpowers go completely mad? Was there a memo sent out that I missed? I have this vague idea that things were shiny for a few years around 1990, was I drunk? It's quite possible I was.

I had this vague idea  (which I admit was formed from reading books and newspapers, so is clearly not the sort of idea that we hold with in These Uncertain Times) that if you wished to regain power in former regions of influence the only certain way to do so was through economic influence. Surely that was the one part of the Reagan legacy everyone agreed on? Maybe I was drunk for that bit, too.

Back in Australia, the channel that is broadcasting the Olympics accidentally failed to screen a pro-Tibet ad that had been booked for a slot before the opening ceremony. But there was no interference from the IOC, honest. Also, I am quite tall and very blonde. And Californian. And a man.

In some happy news, a 111-year-old lizard is about to become a father,  and the Times has the best headline EVER: Dog-cloner denies Mormon sex kidnapping

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect they are a bunch of illiterate bullies, which was bad enough when it was an anti-politician prejudice, but is fucking terrifying when it seems to be an accurate assessment.

I became confused about the swimmers, due to being sick and having spent the afternoon napping, and thought it was the men's final, which was even funnier.

I've managed to avoid most of the coverage here because I just cannot get into these Olympics. However the Australian coverage seems to be all to do with either Australians (or Kiwis or Brits, which are nearly as good as Australians for Olympic purposes) winning medals, preferably against Americans.

And I have developed an unreasonable hatred of Michael Phelps after watching his posturing after the relay. I should just avoid the television.