You know, the thing about my Australian teachers was that... sometimes you can't tell when they're joking or being serious.

It is my experience that this is true of 95% of Australians, and the other 5% are Really Dull.

My cousin reminded me last night that I was in fact attacked by a kangaroo at London Zoo when I was a little girl, but I will say in the kangaroo's defence that I was carrying a bag of nuts at the time. I've eaten enough roos to consider us even since then.