It's my heavy-duty sun defence. There is no ozone layer here, and hats just aren't enough! I will bring it to Azkaban if I can make it and you can witness my twirl and flick opening technique, and the battering with the furled version should anyone be a ratbag.

STOP DYING. Get better! So we can hunt down whoever has unleashed pestilence on all of us and subdue them.