People think that group sex is the answer, but let me tell you trhat between the mechanics of whose elbows fit where and the size of the average bed, it's really not. Someone always ends up doing all the work while someone else always gets to just sit back and watch, which I suppose is fine if they are into voyeurism ...

As to my mother, she has the advantage of being hilarious. I think if she'd raised me I would be scarred, as it is is, yes, cool sums it up nicely.