Dear Sydney weather,

[blamebrampton]

27 degrees C is not an evening temperature. It is a temperature at which I cannot sleep. I know this, because I had two hours' sleep last night. Now I look a wreck and have a sore back after falling asleep sitting up on the sofa. I also haven't finished any of the fic I have been writing, because I am too stupid to write more than a few sentences at a time!

27 is a maximum, not a minimum. The North Americans need some heat, we do not. Nor does Melbourne nor Perth. Please take all the excess heat from here and send it where it can do some good. As the Ruddbot and Obamaman say, we all need to pitch in and do our bit.

Thank you,
BB

PS Dear Andy Murray, I am about to fall asleep after a shower (I hope), if you could manage to win in my absence, that would be lovely!

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Don't you lot get any big ideas like last time and run off settling Greenland again! (I know that was mostly Danes, but you all have those Viking tendencies.)

*Considers moving to Oslo*

Looks forward to role as Boot Guardian and Dispatcher!

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel that Greenland's been done already. I'm considering maybe settling a small Pacific island populated by nubile young innocents, hmm.

You don't have to move to Oslo, but you really should visit! :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Pick one of the Fijian islands, they have so many they lose count ;-)

I KNOW I should visit, am ringing my mother tomorrow in a bid to do have some money appear!

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

Hunt her down, hold her upside down and shake until the money falls out! ;) If it will help you be stern I'll email you an air photo of the place by the sea! :D

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

It will just make me cry ...

Bedtime now, Zzzzzzzz

[pingrid.livejournal.com]

Don't let the bedbugs bite, unless they're J. :)