AHHH! Hilarious. I need to use that line ‘Stoic? That’s Greek for “Shut the fuck up you bastard, you got me into this mess” isn’t it?’ when G informs me I'm complaining "too much." So many of us are Draco when it comes to pain and discomfort. :D

I also loved the line about fried placenta. I once blundered onto a page of "recipes" complete with photos online which could make even non-pregnant people lose their breakfast.

The talk screens were a really interesting device, too. I like the way you combine Wizarding and Muggle technology.