Ooh, I wish I knew her so I could sing a loud and long chorus of 'bullshit'.

You can't be prone to panic if you live in the bush. Everything is poised to kill you from the snakes to the spiders to the fire to the floods to some of the crankier sheep. You'd never leave the house. Has she been reading any of the coverage in the Herald? The firefighters' stories have me in awe that they could save anyone at all.