For no good reason other than brain rot it made me think of Jamie wielding a large sausage as a weapon in Diana Gabaldon's 'Drums of Autumn'. And then I was watching Polanski's 'Fearless Vampire Killers' while on my treadmill (don't ask) and the inkeeper's wife was doing likewise. Clearly pork is more of a weapon than I'd realised. And in the lists of love as well. Makes one wonder about Damocles...