I shouldn't talk some days ...

[blamebrampton]

Brammer's friend: But I think it's important that if you're a girl who just wants to get some, you put it out there. Because god knows there are some boys we know who just desperately need to get laid, and we can just get them together, and then everybody's happy.

Brammers: So she can just willingly fall on that pork sword?

(I slapped myself to save my friend the effort.)

Comments

[raitala.livejournal.com]

What an awful mind you have! :D

[annes-stuff.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha ha.

Your funny!

That is a good analogy.

[cinnatart.livejournal.com]

I'm amused. I think we'd get on well IRL. =P

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

♥

[leochi.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahaha - you must be the funniest person on LJ. I LOVE those "Ooopsies" - I tend to do them a lot. Only a bit lower rated. ;D

[shu-shu-sleeps.livejournal.com]

ah - dignity - whatever happened to it?

[azurelunatic]

Hee!

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

You know I'd never heard of pork sword before and tonight, twice. Good News Week were all over the pork swording tonight, too. So to speak. Thus, I am enlightened. ;)

[mific.livejournal.com]

For no good reason other than brain rot it made me think of Jamie wielding a large sausage as a weapon in Diana Gabaldon's 'Drums of Autumn'. And then I was watching Polanski's 'Fearless Vampire Killers' while on my treadmill (don't ask) and the inkeeper's wife was doing likewise. Clearly pork is more of a weapon than I'd realised. And in the lists of love as well. Makes one wonder about Damocles...

[adores-draco.livejournal.com]

My extremely important carrot question from yesterday is still unanswered. Feel pity on me, please. I've got ear infection and I'm eating a second batch of antibiotics. *wails*

Sorry to hear about your lost-in-Italy dignity. I think mine was stolen when I was really drunk.

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

you wicked woman

[ladyjaneva.livejournal.com]

umm...language barrier I guess, but I don't get it...
Is it possible to explain? Because I'm all curious now :-)

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

I've believed myself to be spew-resistant, but seeing this, hélas, there might've been a slight coffee leakage....

[drgaellon]

"That's what SHE said!"

[arobynsung]

LMAO!

Oddly enough (or maybe not so much), I can see that in some purple prosed up smut.

"She fell on his pork sword..."

I'm demented, aren't I?

[jadzialove.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hem-hem

*giggles* You know, if I wasn't aware of your long relationship with J, a big grumpy man, I'd absolutely wonder about that analogy, knowing as I do of your aversion to ham....

[glass-violet.livejournal.com]

Hope you haven't died of 'flu, dahling. I have been good, stitching and stitching and stitching til my fingers bleed and my eyeballs ache! My reward has been spending several minutes watching the trailers for HP HBP online, while making over-excited *squee* noises.
XXX