Ah, now I have had first-hand experience of both, and I have to say that KRudd is even duller than Major. I know, I know, it's hard to believe. But KRudd does not even attempt to convince anyone he is an actual human, while Major did try and present himself as a softer alternative to The Lady.

And thanks for bringing that up. Did you see the last Australian Prime Minister, John Howard? He, too, had an extensive affair. I find it incomprehensible that their spouses desired either of them, let alone anyone else!