Okay, okay. So I was practically hysterical the entire time.
Smythe is completely amazing, first off. Action figures...*grins* I want a Smythe in my life...
And these:
'It was three o’clock by the time he finished dressing. To kill time, he played aerial underpants wars for half an hour, at the end of which he had determined that linen was more aerodynamic than cotton, and that a pair of emerald silk pants was possibly the most ridiculous thing in his wardrobe and would necessitate a chat with Pansy on the difference between gay and transvestite.'
I laughed so very very hard. It made me want to play aerial underpants wars for myself. I don't know if that means I'm crazy, or you're just that good that you could make it sound appealing. I'm sure I'll figure it out sometime soon.
‘Potter, he’s a Weasley. I will grant you that he is very good at chess and being butch, but what about the PR component of the role? He won’t have the faintest idea how to deal with the press.’
‘I know,’ Potter said, grinning.
It took Draco a moment. ‘Oh Merlin, he is going to eat them.’
RON! I love Ron and I love Draco and I love it when they interact in your stories, even if it's only just in a comment. I giggled in a slightly demented fashion at the whole added 'being butch' part. Oh Ron. Oh Draco.
'You’re all relaxed and cheery. I don’t like it, it’s not natural.'
I understand Draco's concern. Harry would be rather frightening when he was relaxed and cheery. He's probably plotting a dozen different nefarious deeds.
SO! To sum up: I loved the entire thing and if I were to go on quoting my favorite parts this comment would get to be longer than the story. Suffice it to say, the entire thing is worth quoting. You're brilliant.
Oh, and also, Narcissa is AMAZING. She deserves all kinds of love.
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Smythe is completely amazing, first off. Action figures...*grins* I want a Smythe in my life...
And these:
'It was three o’clock by the time he finished dressing. To kill time, he played aerial underpants wars for half an hour, at the end of which he had determined that linen was more aerodynamic than cotton, and that a pair of emerald silk pants was possibly the most ridiculous thing in his wardrobe and would necessitate a chat with Pansy on the difference between gay and transvestite.'
I laughed so very very hard. It made me want to play aerial underpants wars for myself. I don't know if that means I'm crazy, or you're just that good that you could make it sound appealing. I'm sure I'll figure it out sometime soon.
‘Potter, he’s a Weasley. I will grant you that he is very good at chess and being butch, but what about the PR component of the role? He won’t have the faintest idea how to deal with the press.’
‘I know,’ Potter said, grinning.
It took Draco a moment. ‘Oh Merlin, he is going to eat them.’
RON! I love Ron and I love Draco and I love it when they interact in your stories, even if it's only just in a comment. I giggled in a slightly demented fashion at the whole added 'being butch' part. Oh Ron. Oh Draco.
'You’re all relaxed and cheery. I don’t like it, it’s not natural.'
I understand Draco's concern. Harry would be rather frightening when he was relaxed and cheery. He's probably plotting a dozen different nefarious deeds.
SO! To sum up: I loved the entire thing and if I were to go on quoting my favorite parts this comment would get to be longer than the story. Suffice it to say, the entire thing is worth quoting. You're brilliant.
Oh, and also, Narcissa is AMAZING. She deserves all kinds of love.