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blamebrampton) wrote2009-12-22 11:46 pm
blamebrampton) wrote2009-12-22 11:46 pm
Brammers would like to stop travelling, thanks
Guess where I am?
Did you guess a city that starts with L and ends with ondon, on the shittest computer known to humankind? Well done!
BAA and BA both exhibited staggering uselessness as I waited for five hours for a flight that was cancelled, but no, we won't help you out with accommodation, as it's a code share.
'We can get you to Germany in the morning, though.'
'Yeah, I'm going to Sydney.'
'You're on your own for that bit.'
Luckily, I had already been on the phone to Qantas and secured a new flight for only the cost of one kidney. She had wanted to get me home late Christmas night ...
'Please,' I said, 'I am happy to throw money at this. I was trapped with the Eurostar and am a woman on the edge.'
'OK, I will see what I can do. Can I put you on hold?'
'Only if you promise no more I Still Call Australia Home, I am very close to desecrating the grave of Peter Allen at this point.'
Allegedly, I fly out a 11 tomrrow and in on Christmas Eve night. Hunny and Webb, I hope to see you both and all the others, but may be unconscious. Or in the Midlands ... If I get home, I BELIVE THAT EVERYONE WILL BE RECEIVING LOVELY ORIGAMI BIRDS for Christmas. And since this kyboard is poainfully shitful, on tht note, I leave you.
Did you guess a city that starts with L and ends with ondon, on the shittest computer known to humankind? Well done!
BAA and BA both exhibited staggering uselessness as I waited for five hours for a flight that was cancelled, but no, we won't help you out with accommodation, as it's a code share.
'We can get you to Germany in the morning, though.'
'Yeah, I'm going to Sydney.'
'You're on your own for that bit.'
Luckily, I had already been on the phone to Qantas and secured a new flight for only the cost of one kidney. She had wanted to get me home late Christmas night ...
'Please,' I said, 'I am happy to throw money at this. I was trapped with the Eurostar and am a woman on the edge.'
'OK, I will see what I can do. Can I put you on hold?'
'Only if you promise no more I Still Call Australia Home, I am very close to desecrating the grave of Peter Allen at this point.'
Allegedly, I fly out a 11 tomrrow and in on Christmas Eve night. Hunny and Webb, I hope to see you both and all the others, but may be unconscious. Or in the Midlands ... If I get home, I BELIVE THAT EVERYONE WILL BE RECEIVING LOVELY ORIGAMI BIRDS for Christmas. And since this kyboard is poainfully shitful, on tht note, I leave you.
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