Oh dear. I couldn't help but giggle, and then feel bad for the poor guy. If he was gay, it wouldn't have been so bad - Edward (or more specifically, whatshisface the actor) is not my cup of tea, but Jake spends most of the movie with his shirt off, and I am quite shallow and perfectly prepared to accept the movie on the basis of the hotness of its cast. Well, that and the film is delightfully misguided and awful and therefore made to mock.