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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2010-07-06 01:54 am

I blame the films ...

SOME otherwise attractive, amusing and intelligent flistees of mine have been impugning the studliness of the lovely Arthur Weasley! And look, I get it, they're young. They have this thing in their heads that says 40+ is old and dull. I dare say that I thought that way, once. And the films do not help. Mark Williams is a fine character actor, but he is not the greatest looker in the world, and he does give the role a bit of a fuddy duddy edge.

But think about what we know of Arthur in the books: he has seven children, across ten-odd years, so clearly he goes like the clappers. His children are all attractive, with at least one, Bill, being wildly good looking. He's brave, having spent his twenties and then his forties battling the evil that is Voldemort even though he could easily have hidden behind his blood status. And he's romantic, falling in love with Molly and with Muggle tech, and with the idea of a better wizarding world.

When we meet him, he's 41, and at the close of canon, he's 48. I'm 43, and Mr Brammers is 41, George Clooney is 49. All eminently shaggable, let me tell you!

In conclusion, let me suggest that the films have given people a misleading mental image of Arthur Weasley, just as they have of thirtysomething Harry and Draco, and twentysomething James and Lily. Rather than thinking of the lovely but not so studly Mark Williams ...

think instead of 45-year-old David Wenham ... or going-on-40-year-old Paul Bettany.

Admit it: you'd go there.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Because whoever casts the HP films HATES PEOPLE OVER 20! Remember what happened to poor Lily and James Potter, let alone Severus!

Thank goodness they managed a good trio and a perfect Ron, or I could never have watched them at all.

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Leering is the appropriate response!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Bit too much towel for my liking, if I'm honest ;-) Oops! I note it's actually shorts! Should be a towel. A teeny tiny towel. That falls.
Edited 2010-07-05 16:21 (UTC)

[identity profile] marguerite-26.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You do know what my horribly perverted mind would do with a studly Arthur, don't you? Do you really want me to go there? Really?

Also? Draco was pointy? no idea what you mean. :P

[identity profile] auntpurl.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm...hot ginger men...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
NO ARTHUR/SQUID!

*Gives you look. Steers you away from lake.*
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[identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
... 40-year-old Richard Armitage...

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
In Prisoner of Azkaban, we learn that Remus and Sirius were fighting against Voldemort when they were freshly out of school and that it was only a few years later that Peter betrayed them and Lily and James died, so even if they didn't have an exact age, they knew it was early 20s.

ISSUES! Absolutely!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
He and Rupert Penry-Jones are who I will be mentally replacing the appalling aged Harry and Draco with when I see the epilogue scene! And I will be HAPPY!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE! YUM! (I tried to fit Damien Lewis in, but couldn't find a nice shot, sadly.)

[identity profile] siria.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are some VERY, um, fine arguments you've got there! But I still can't quite get past movie!Arthur. (I do remember finding him much more attractive before the first movie came out, but alas, those were the days.)

(Plus, I definitely agree that a lot of characters were a little underrepresented by their respective actors. Because see, I have loved Alan Rickman since I was a kid and he was the Sheriff of Nottingham, but he is so, so much older than Snape. And maybe a little bit too comfortable-looking. But then, Harry's hair is not black, his eyes aren't green and Hermione's teeth aren't exactly buck teeth. I need to read the books again to get the movie characters our of my head. And I'll keep David Wenham in mind when I do :))

[identity profile] kerryblaze.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was a towel too! lol

[identity profile] scabbyfish.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh yes, of course we would not want to upset Molly! But a little appreciation never goes amiss =D

[identity profile] la-mariane.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course 40 is shag worthy (who said otherwise?). In fact, Sean Connery is still shag worthy, and well...

And anyway, speaking of Arthur, don't wizards and witches live really old? Think of Dumbledore who LOOKS decrepit but who can still move fast and fight (DOM bettle, everyone!). So 40 is pretty young there.
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[personal profile] potteresque_ire 2010-07-05 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... so they know by then? (I wasn't following the movies and didn't watch Movie1 until almost a year after its release :D) I'm awful at these details....

They should be spanked then. SPANKED!!!

And yeah, definitely issues *grumbles*

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[identity profile] rickey-a.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, I'd tap that.

[identity profile] kareina.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope--both short haired blokes--so not my type!
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[identity profile] complications-g.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I was so disappointed with the movie casting. As much as I like Alan Rickman, he made Snape a joke, and not in any of the right ways. In fact, a lot of the adults felt like caricatures, Molly and Arthur especially. And Dumbledore felt too frail, and then ridiculously crazy and just so wrong.

Though, as much as I think David Wenham and Paul Bettany are awesome, and I can see they're attractive, I'm just not attracted to people that much older than me. If that makes any sense? It's not that they're 'old and dull' or anything, it's just, I prefer people closer to my age. I don't know, maybe I'm over-thinking this. /o\

[identity profile] alisanne.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes I would.
YUM.

[identity profile] oceaxe.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Good points! I see Arthur in a new light now...

[identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: Arthur Weasley -

OMG U R SO RIGHT!!!

BTW, I so fail at maths -- for some reason that I simply cannot fathom, I was convinced that AW was 55 in the Philosopher's Stone. Not that 55 isn't totally shaggable, I'm just pointing out the general misperception to begin with.

ANYWAY, Arthur is obviously hot. Eccentric, hot, and BAMF. *vigorous nodding* I can't believe I directed all my reader's rage at Molly and didn't even stop long enough to notice the awesomeness that is Arthur. Honestly. Arthur is a man of Arthurian might & prowess.

I need sexy!Arthur fic like I need air, right now, thank you very much. \0/

[identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I see Mr Armitage as Snape (♥ nose) or Sirius (♥ eyes), depending on the circumstances. Obviously, this makes reading Severus/Sirius fics an awfully surreal affair...

[identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The Squid is actually an unregistered Animagus. I like to think that it's Regulus.

*mind drifts to happy Arthur/Regulus place*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/ 2010-07-05 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot something! I can*t see the photos of you and your mister anywhere. No, David won't distract me - I first saw him nude and only got to love him much later on for his personality, hah. Otherwise, yeah, duh.

[identity profile] vaysh11.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I love your for this post. ♥

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