I will NEVER ask you to take me to shoe shops. Last time that happened, I came away with a very expensive addiction!

Sleepy, dishevelled Arthur going out to meet his doom whilst still quarrelling with Merlin was pretty much the hottest thing my TV has ever seen. It's still got smoke coming out the edges of the screen.

Also, I blame Mer. (For the Merlin, not the car - I believe she has an alibi too.)

Hope the damage is either not too bad, or bad enough to amount to a handy write-off for insurance purposes.