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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2010-07-29 11:58 pm

EW!

Three things I have:
* A sofa with high arms.
* A lovely but naughty Monster cat who likes to sit on the arms and back of the sofa.
* Rather long hair.

Some of you will have guessed what happens next.

Mon often reaches out to bunt the back of my head and demand chin scratching. Sometimes she just leans her head against the back of mine and purrs at me, or leans out and clambers onto me for a cuddle. Tonight she was sitting behind me having a good old groom. Then I went to stand up. My hair was caught, I assumed she was sitting on some of it. Oh no.

She had swallowed 18 inches of a lock.

Cat digestive juices ... ew! Thank goodness it's hair washing night!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-08-02 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
AIEEEEEE! THE WRONGNESS!!!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2010-08-02 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
The cat forgot a few minutes later, and the hair was fine after a wash, thank goodness! She's currently sitting at my feet, hogging the heater, while the other cat is rubbing her face on the zipper of the laptop case. Wacky little beasts!

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[identity profile] chantefable.livejournal.com 2010-08-02 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Travel fair... Yes, I signed up for that, too... I already forgot to worry about it, I've signed up for lots of other fests since... *drumroll headdesk*

I should try smaller objectives, I think. Say, endure one week without signing up for anything ELSE and have a cookie!

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