EW!

[blamebrampton]

Three things I have:
* A sofa with high arms.
* A lovely but naughty Monster cat who likes to sit on the arms and back of the sofa.
* Rather long hair.

Some of you will have guessed what happens next.

Mon often reaches out to bunt the back of my head and demand chin scratching. Sometimes she just leans her head against the back of mine and purrs at me, or leans out and clambers onto me for a cuddle. Tonight she was sitting behind me having a good old groom. Then I went to stand up. My hair was caught, I assumed she was sitting on some of it. Oh no.

She had swallowed 18 inches of a lock.

Cat digestive juices ... ew! Thank goodness it's hair washing night!

Comments

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

I must stop thinking about that merlin_muses prompt and write my hd_fan_fair fic instead!

So, it looks like you've signed up for three fests during your festless period, right? *offers cookies of solidarity* Me, too! ;)

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com]

It was like that bit in Alice Through The Looking Glass, when Alice is in the Looking Glass Garden and no matter how hard she tries to reach the hill she just keeps walking in at the back door! o.O

I am now banking on not making the hols lottery, and on my muses fic writing itself...

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I am SO superior. I only signed up for one.

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

Hmm? Which one? :)

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Travel fair, for I am weak. I am going to help Treacle with her Merlin fic, though, we have shared friends who we need to vent about!

Re: Oh, wow! All the machinery's ganging up on me again! VYVYAN!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

Oh, Travel fair... Yes, I signed up for that, too... I already forgot to worry about it, I've signed up for lots of other fests since... *drumroll headdesk*

I should try smaller objectives, I think. Say, endure one week without signing up for anything ELSE and have a cookie!