No, but I do have a haemorrhoid (you did sort of ask). I have had bum problems for about 3 weeks. It started with constipation, which I am Not. Allowed. to get. And now there is blood. And pain. I'm trying not to think about it too much.

I know, centerparcs is like holiday hell for people with no kids. But oddly I am really looking forward to it! I have bought some surf shorts to wear with my black cossie, and will of course be taking my red number.