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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2011-03-31 11:58 pm

Mind completely lost

Am on 48th consecutive hour of editing and rewriting knitting patterns.

I can live with the style inconsistencies and the complicated ways of saying something simple, that's normal in craft. But for the love of god, people, jumpers need two sleeves!!

If there was more money in the knitting community, I could spend the rest of my career just fixing patterns. Sadly, I would last about four months before there would be news reports of an tiny unhinged woman laying waste to the masses in Martin Place with a set of DPNs and a stitch holder.

[identity profile] anthraxia.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Include a circular needle - can be used for strangulation or as pointy, light-weight nunchucks. And if you include a crochet hook, you can go all Ancient Egyptian and remove people's brains via their nasal cavity.