One would think that if you were literally chased to death by tabloid photographers, there would be some point where they could no longer make new photos of you.

Also.
HATE the photoshop work. It's uncanny valley of the living dead.

But I do love the fact that the company credited at Newsweek for this atrocity in photoshopping is called R. Mutt Studios, after, I assume, Duchamp's Fountain.
Being the namesake of a urinal suits them.