My priorities: slightly flawed

[blamebrampton]

My one goal for today: 
* Finish Fathers.

What I actually did: 
* Bought very nice underthings for half-price at DJs (50% off Simone Perle!)
* Went to four places looking for the perfect under-eye concealer that would mask dark circles without looking like I had little pale grey puffy pillows under each eye instead (failed to find any, damn my non-yellow-toned skin!)
* Purchased a nice Kala tenor ukulele for $100 off! 
* Learned to play a scale and two chords on said ukulele.
* Hatched plans for one-woman Vera Lynn Tribute Show (am semi-serious!)


If I can stay awake for another 120 minutes and type very fast, I might still be able to hit my first priority ... Though it is already 1am ...

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

I thought you wrote underlings for a moment and was about to say 'YES! And how refreshing to have friends who are prepared to eschew PC democratic drivel and admit the necessity of minions in this day and age!'

But yeah, bras and knickers are good, too ;-)

My ukulele is a thing of beauty and a joy forever!

[chantefable.livejournal.com]

Well, you cannot very well rule over your underlings if you don't have awesome underthings! Think of your image! New underthings are the first step to acquiring minions and, eventually, world domination! Entrance the minions with the sounds of the ukulele!