Dear self …

[blamebrampton]

Ernest Hemingway could tell a perfectly good story in six words.

Of course, he was a complete wanker, but still.

Yours,
Your aching body who would like you to finally admit that the typing elves are NEVER going to visit

Comments

[bk7brokemybrain.livejournal.com]

Try leaving out teeny glasses of correction fluid next to the typewriter for the elves. Works for me! (Of course, what they write when high on White-Out is barely worth reading.)

[winnett.livejournal.com]

I want some typing elves! And it is a good story. :)

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I hear being a complete wanker helps!

[vaysh]

You can do it! *cheers you from the finishing last line* It's really close, too. *hugs*

[spirillen.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but your stories are far too lovely to stop after 6 words. Also, it would run something like "Harry Draco unicorn mystery/politics friends yum" and really, what kind of story would that be?

My elves like Redbull for short bursts but it does make them very giggly and then tired.

Good luck- you always get there in the end, things are always more fun if you stress at the last minute.

[romaine24.livejournal.com]

You have typing elves down there? I am so so so jealous!

[nenne.livejournal.com]

You can do it!