I think we managed to miss the 40 degree mark by about .1 today and the Internet informs me that it only felt like 35 at worst so I must have been imagining those extra 5 degrees. It is now 30 degrees at 20 past midnight, so I would like to tell the weather man to go jump right now. :(

As to your local bottlo's sign. I can just imagine that by the 57th customer doing the typical Australian thing of stating the bloody obvious they were about ready to do Very Unpleasant Things to the 58th, hence the sign. LOL