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blamebrampton ([personal profile] blamebrampton) wrote2014-01-03 07:45 pm

I AM being a grown up …

I'm trying to read and comment more on LJ in a bid to support everyone's mission to keep the LJ-based fandom going. I just had a quick skim through a commentary on part of Deathly Hallows and despite the writer raising loads of interesting and a few excellent points, I am now obsessed with one line, and I paraphrase: 'Rowling minimises our experience of the torture of this old man.'

The writer was talking about Xenophilius Lovegood. HE IS MY AGE OR A LITTLE OLDER OR POSSIBLY EVEN YOUNGER!!

I am so filled with righteous indignation! I ride hundreds of kilometres a month! I could do that a week if I didn't have to go to work! I have all my own teeth! In a fight with Snatchers I would probably go down because they are Wizards, but I would go down biting and they would seriously regret their life choices!

Bloody young people today! Where's someone Gen Y or younger so I can patronise them? I bet you can't do long division without electronic assistance! There! That'll show you! Bah!

Excuse me, I require a cup of tea and a good lie down.

*Exits, muttering.*

[identity profile] nenne.livejournal.com 2014-01-03 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Old man"? *shrill voice* That is just rude!

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2014-01-03 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
SO outraged!

Kind of laughing a lot at the same time, but still, outraged!