Hey, bad writing in science journals is an art form! How to be concrete but abstract, how to write English ... only not. And Pie's Nobel prize worthy research, "On the Quantitative Analysis of the Exothermic Mating Behaviour between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy" will be published some day.*Nods*

We love Ikea! Serious, we have only 1 Ikea store an hour drive away from us, and most of us do not have a car. When that store opened, our university had to arrange school bus rides to take all the students itching to go there... :D

No, we write porn while not washing dishes. Occasionally the word "God" does come into play, but the context is somewhat different ;)